Other Mums Must Be Lying​

Every new mum must, at some point, have had the following thought: My life is over.

Admit it. Or maybe don’t as I’m not even sure we’re allowed to admit it. It seems to me that new mums will smile, gush about how magical the birth was (see my first blog post The Birth (No Need to Cry for my thoughts on this) and generally just get on with it. And that, I believe, is where we let each other down.

My first experience of this over-exaggerated fineness came when I took my six-week old son to a local breastfeeding group. I was shattered. Cream bloody crackered. He was waking up every hour, my husband had gone back to work, and I was in that panicky stage where it takes about three hours to get ready and you take a full-to-brim Yummy Mummy changing bag with you to cover every eventuality (except four changes of clothes due to curry-coloured nappy leakage, for which no mortal could have prepared).

Don't get me wrong, breastfeeding and baby groups can be a godsend - a chance to get out of the house, have a cup of tea, and mix with like-minded mums. Wonderful. Except the like-minded bit, which was not my early experience. The other mums were always lovely, of course they were. But I needed a rant, a vent, a scream about how awful sleep deprivation is. I needed solidarity from other slightly fed up breastfeeders who were also at the end of their tether with having to get their boob out every half an hour having never finished a meal. I had hoped we'd all rant and vent together.

Except the other mums didn't do either. They all looked so suitably and happily mumsy (and musmy for me had become this almost the nirvana state I could only dream of). Feeding was going swimmingly, their babies were already in some sort of a sleep routine and yes they were finding it a bit tough but they couldn't even remember life before the baby. My declaration of ‘god it's AWFUL isn't it?!’ was met with sympathetic but not understanding smiles. It seemed that any expression of unhappiness in such circles ran the risk of sounding like not coping (‘she's probably got a spot of post-natal depression’). There is simply no room for a downright good moan.

Herein lies the problem for women like me. The unmumsy mums. The mums who are totally in love with their child but struggling to cherish the endless feed/poo/cry/not having time to have a shower in peace cycle. The mums who can remember life before the baby - sleeping for nine hours, having clean hair, deliberating on topics more highbrow than which boob feels fuller ahead of the next feed and/or comparing nappy contents. This does not mean I regretted having a baby - I never ever have, and I hope my son knows that in years to come. But Jesus Christ those first few months were a ball ache. 

The day I met a now VERY good friend of mine sticks in my mind because I was desperately seeking a safe space to moan. My husband had come home to find me pacing the living room in tears trying unsuccessfully to calm down an uncontrollable baby Henry (he had acid reflux due to a floppy larynx, this was unknown to us at the time). I handed the baby over, put my shoes on and headed out for some fresh air before I exploded with frustration. I paced the country lanes on the edge of our estate for nearly an hour, and on the way back I bumped into a girl I recognised from our antenatal classes who was putting out her recycling. She looked fed up, she looked tired, and I wondered if she was taking longer over the recycling than necessary to get a moment's break. I asked how she was finding it all. ''Pretty horrendous, to be honest!' was her reply and I loved her instantly. 

I fear that most mums will tell you what they think they should be telling you and I don’t think that does anybody any favours. Having a horrendous time of it does not make you a bad mum and neither does admitting it.

Feel free to moan.

Tomorrow is a new day.